Now that Vancouver is to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some
questions people the world over are asking! Believe it or not these
questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are jokes, and the questions are hilarious; but
sadly the questions were really asked (so sad).
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?
(UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch
them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad
tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.
Q: Are there any ATM's(cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list
of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?
(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... oh forget it. Sure, the
hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here
and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come
naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can
You sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegans. Milk is illegal.
Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the
brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by
spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
8 comments:
LMAO. LOVE that.
Probably I'll steal it word for word and put it on my site. And I won't even credit you.
oh my goodness...
I died reading that! Then read it to Lee, proving to him that some people from the U.K. are stupid too!
Well, at least they didn't ask how we plug in our electronics when we live in igloos (yes I've been asked this by an American) and what it's like to be pulled around by dogs on a sled.
We need better PR people!
Yeah whats really sad, is Americans say that stuff about Alaska!! Ha some even thing it's its own country!!
Man I love my country!
think i ment think
I'll be watching you Shannon.... I'll be watching!
heh heh heh...hurrah for Canada - and sorry you guys got knocked out of the curling this morning. I'm kindof hoping the Norwegians win as one of the women competitors is truly hilarious....the one with the huge forehead and receding greying hair.
(as you can tell, I'm really showing Sarah a good time).
OOOHHHHMMMYYYYGOOOOODD!!!
I LAUGHED SO HARD MY SIDES HURT!!
MY ABS ARE KILLING!!
MY CHEEKES ARE BURNING
AND everyone in the office think's I've officially gone mad!!
HAHAAA!! That was the funniest thing EVER!!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!
I think Blake should put a similar thing together for all the rediculous questions that come in regarding Toronto for those coming for conferences!!
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